Tesla Launches $50 Cyberwhistle As Musk Asks People To Ditch The ‘Silly Apple Cloth’
Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any crazier after Apple announced a $19 Polishing Cloth, Tesla CEO Elon Musk has managed to go one step further.
Now, Tesla is selling the Cyberwhistle, a whistle that looks a bit like a Cybertruck.
That whistle will set Tesla fans back a cool $50, and while it isn’t entirely clear why any of this is happening, Musk says the new whistle is made from medical-grade stainless steel. Because of course it is.
Inspired by Cybertruck, the limited-edition Cyberwhistle is a premium collectible made from medical-grade stainless steel with a polished finish. The whistle includes an integrated attachment feature for added versatility.
Musk went on to suggest that people should spend their money on one of his whistles and ditch the Apple cloth, something that might make some sort of sense. Although ideally, you’d want both — that Apple Polishing Cloth is sure to be a great way to clean your new Tesla whistle, right?
Don’t waste your money on that silly Apple Cloth, buy our whistle instead!
Anyone keen to order themselves a Tesla Cyberwhistle can do exactly that — it’s available for order direct from the Tesla website now, priced at the aforementioned $50. Or at least, you could if they were in stock, with scalpers already having grabbed them and selling them for at a premium.